Sunday, June 15, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Sunday, May 04, 2008
SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES [NOT REALLY]
The Bro Report proudly salute's its first (soon to be many) entry into Urban Dictionary.com
DOLAX
Here are few jams from back in the day that might just cause your Dolax to leak.
Boss-
yoyo-
MC Lyte
DOLAX
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Here are few jams from back in the day that might just cause your Dolax to leak.
Boss-
yoyo-
MC Lyte
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Banal Bar
So Thursday night ... me and danny decided to leave the apartment building we both live in to head out for some beers. Cause sometimes you just need a break from the mom being wildly abusive to her child, the rabid dog that lives upstairs, and the dude next door who makes horrendous music.
So we went to the local bar to pod ...but it was just weird and lame in there so we bounced. Dudes in there were stoaked on hockey and over charging. So we left to go check some new spot ... that turned out to be extra yuppied out.
So we ended up at some extra park slope bar... which kinda blew chunks. I noticed in the background, as I watched people play connect four and just generally lull each other to sleep, that the record playing was Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. Which made me realize that Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is a record made for boring people. Now don't get me wrong I actually really liked that record...but if it is being played you are basically in a boring place with boring people (otherwise known as park slope)
I promise you if you know a realing boring person, they have this record. Not only do they have it, it is prominently displaced, cause they think it speaks to some deepness about them. Like "me and Jeff Tweedy have been through a lot but luckily we found this authentic country music to help us make it through."
P.S. the guy's name is Jeff Tweedy ...unacceptable.
Appros of absolutely nothing this video for damaged goods is kinda hundred dollar biller ... fuck, Jon King puts it down on the dance floor
That being said, i like this song a lot:
Signed,
Squat or Rot, Bitch
So we went to the local bar to pod ...but it was just weird and lame in there so we bounced. Dudes in there were stoaked on hockey and over charging. So we left to go check some new spot ... that turned out to be extra yuppied out.
So we ended up at some extra park slope bar... which kinda blew chunks. I noticed in the background, as I watched people play connect four and just generally lull each other to sleep, that the record playing was Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. Which made me realize that Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is a record made for boring people. Now don't get me wrong I actually really liked that record...but if it is being played you are basically in a boring place with boring people (otherwise known as park slope)
I promise you if you know a realing boring person, they have this record. Not only do they have it, it is prominently displaced, cause they think it speaks to some deepness about them. Like "me and Jeff Tweedy have been through a lot but luckily we found this authentic country music to help us make it through."
P.S. the guy's name is Jeff Tweedy ...unacceptable.
Appros of absolutely nothing this video for damaged goods is kinda hundred dollar biller ... fuck, Jon King puts it down on the dance floor
That being said, i like this song a lot:
Signed,
Squat or Rot, Bitch
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
DART NERD TUESDAYS



So Dart Nerd Tuesdays is now officially part of The Bro Report's weekly schedule. Darts, Arrows, Flights, Matches or whatever else you may want to call them - were flying. The smell of a decomposing body hidden somewhere in the bar did not deter us - although Ryder's butt gas almost burned me a third nostril. Pints were pounded, Jamesons poured, darts split (seriously peep the photo), Bucks hunted, and buffalo wings consumed.
Eventually the night digressed into the usual game of -throw a dart as hard as you can into the wall - but no one was injured. Although I guarantee someone will lose an eye before the end of May. See you nerds next Tuesday.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
From Cracked dot com:

The Lyric:
"Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"
What He's Probably Saying:
"So this chick was blowing me right, next thing I know she starts putting her finger near my ass and I'm all like WHOA!!"
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"So I'm in this room with a guy and his girlfriend, right? One thing leads to another, next thing I know, the chick is blowing me, I'm about to put my finger in dude's ass, and I'm like ... whoa! This is awesome!"
http://www.cracked.com/article_16158_11-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html

The Lyric:
"Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"
What He's Probably Saying:
"So this chick was blowing me right, next thing I know she starts putting her finger near my ass and I'm all like WHOA!!"
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"So I'm in this room with a guy and his girlfriend, right? One thing leads to another, next thing I know, the chick is blowing me, I'm about to put my finger in dude's ass, and I'm like ... whoa! This is awesome!"
http://www.cracked.com/article_16158_11-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html
Friday, April 18, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
THIS FOOL BELIEVES THAT THIS NERD IS A GENIUS
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
DEPRESSION MAKES ME STARVING
SPOILER ALERT. If you don't want to know how the novel - A Farewell To Arms, ends - then read no further. I was going through my bookshelf the other day and this page fell from one of the shelves. That's my handwriting on the bottom left. I guess i figured the best place for a grocery list was on the last page of one of the most sickly depressing novels ever. Weird. Anyway, get the Barbecue fired up - it's almost spring time...and I am really depressed...I mean hungry.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008
HELICOPTERS WERE THE SHIT
Why is Jan-Michael Vincent aka "Stringfellow Hawke," playing the cello on a boat?












